CoCream™ Product Demo (First Draft)

At Business Mfg. United Co. (BuMfUC), culture happens in the break room. As part of our Cultural Uplift Movement, BuMfUC is partnering with Fluids Ltd. to demo their new product with a CoCream™ Creamer station at the breakroom service counter today! HR Associate Coordinator Ludmilla has agreed to assist the technician operating the station; be sure to say "Hi!" during your break, and get a sample of CoCream™ in your coffee, cereal, or straight from the source! In trials so far at our other corporate offices, morning-coffee satisfaction is up eleven points, queue times are down, and dairy procurement has been eliminated as a line item. Signup sheets for assisting the CoCream™ dispensation technician are posted on the breakroom fridge. Legal has advised us that signup is not mandatory, but we know that the BuMfUC family spirit will have it filled up in no time; plus, just look at how much fun Ludmilla is having!

From Facilities, re: the Creamer button:

Please press the button ONCE per serving and allow the technician to complete the cycle. Repeated pressing violates the terms of our contract with Fluids Ltd. and voids warranty on the equipment. Repeated pressing is, in fact, the leading cause of what Legal has asked us to refer to as "the incident". Janitorial has been issued a SlopVac™ in the event of a second "incident"; be advised that cleaning and disposal costs will be deducted from the breakroom snack budget, and disciplinary action may follow.

Janitorial comment, recorded 21:22 by Employees Happiness Monitoring System:

Employee #5463: "Gods, it's fucking everywhere! It's dripping from the ceiling! This goddamn weird vacuum they gave us might be made for sucking sludge, but it's heavy as shit. My arms are already tired just getting a few square feet of the carpet. Who puts carpet in a fucking breakroom, Todd? This is even worse than that shit Carl had to deal with in the conference room."

Author's note:

This is the first video I've produced since a long hiatus. Getting back into the swing of things took longer than I expected but in the process I established a new workflow and while it and the results are both a bit rough around the edges yet, I'm encouraged by how much footage I was able to create once I got going.

No sound yet, but I'll be trying to tackle that next. We'll see if it makes it into the second draft of this video, or the first cut of the next one. I may also work on an extended/"remastered" version of this video as proof-of-concept for some of my tooling, or if enough people say they wan tit. Err... want it.

100% AI-generated. All characters are fictional adults. No real people were depicted or involved in the making of this content.

Onboarding the Interns (Complete)

The onboarding process for Business Mfg. United Co. (BuMfUC) interns is a real cram session, but has been found critical in setting expectations early. Lunch will be provided, as well as afternoon snacks, dinner, and supper, if additional sessions are needed or desired.

From the BuMfUC handbook:

Here, you're not an employee, you're a future culture-carrier. Your unique blend of passion, talent, and forward-(and backward-)leaning energy is precisely the kind of value-add that helps us pivot, circle-back, and thrust forward into fertile new markets. We are beyond thrilled, deeply humbled, and frankly turgid with anticipation to have a new dynamic addition to the family. Big things ahead. Bigger things behind those.

A recently on-boarded intern, Ashlai, commented:

I've never been filled with, uh... knowledge, so quickly and thoroughly. I feel like I could burst at the seams. They said it would be 'like drinking from a firehose', and they were wrong: it was more like two firehoses! But now that I've seen how fulfilling this line of work can be, I can't wait until I'm the one injecting loads of knowledge into the next generation of BuMfUC-ers!

Author's note:

I'd been wanting to do an under-the-table scene for a while, and was right chuffed to be able to create a scene with three characters performing at the same time. Particularly proud of some of the shenanigans I was able to manifest with the onboarders' fleshy instruments. I do wish I'd extended some of those a bit longer, bit this took goddamn forever to create as it is. The workflow has created a bit of an organizational nightmare, and needs to be overhauled before attempting something like this again.

100% AI-generated. All characters are fictional adults. No real people were depicted or involved in the making of this content.

Sales Pitch (Complete)

Chester's pitch to Business Mfg. United Co. (BuMfUC) honestly wasn't going well. He'd put a lot of sleepless hours into his slide deck showing why their newest SaaS (Sucking as a Service) product was streets ahead of the competition, but BuMfUC's Head of Requisitions of Head just seemed bored by it all. Thankfully, Chester's colleague stepped up to offer a product sample despite not being a SaaS technician and was able to land a full-throated endorsement from the BuMfUC HRH, resulting in a profitable contract -- as soon as the paperwork dries out and can be recorded.

Author's note:

Developed a lot of new (to me) techniques for this one, and while far from being "high quality", I was able to mitigate a lot of the quality drop and color shift seen in my first long-form video ("Subway Commute"), along with doing some fun tenta-cock and cum-inflation stuff.

100% AI-generated. All characters are fictional adults. No real people were depicted or involved in the making of this content.

Subway Commute

Efficiency is the name of the game if you want to make it in the business world. Time is money, after all. For most people, the daily commute is a waste of that precious commodity; mandatory overhead eating into the productive hours of the day. For real go-getters, however, the commute can be an opportunity to take care of a variety of other necessities: client phone calls, stress relief, continuing education, getting a meal out of the way... there's endless opportunities if you look for them, especially if you can collaborate and make it a team effort.

Author's Note:

My first video that made me think, "Huh, maybe I can make AI porn slop a little more interesting than endless 5-second big-tittied blowjob clips. Like a 3-minute big-tittied blowjob clip!"

Truly touched by the Muses I was. Pay no attention to the abrupt stop of the subway train at 5s that would have splattered every passenger against the far end of the car.

100% AI-generated. All characters are fictional adults. No real people were depicted or involved in the making of this content.